get out of there cat. you’re not fooling me. you’re not asleep, you’re just not sure how to get out.
get out of there cat. i know you don’t like loud noises but you dont need to crawl under a pillow. you could always just go to another part of the house you know.
“Pinned you again”
(Source: nami64)
get out of there cat. you are not a trash can. i cannot amuse myself by trying to flick paper into you you are a cat. actually…i can. hold still.
stop that cat. you may not snuggle with a baby pumpkin. i need those to decorate for halloween. maybe you’re a little too much in the holiday spirit cat. this is kind of crossing the line.
stop that cat. you may not snuggle with a baby pumpkin. i need those to decorate for halloween. maybe you’re a little too much in the holiday spirit cat. this is kind of crossing the line.
get out of there cat. you are not sports equiment. you will not help me leave it all on the field you are a cat.
get onto f there cat. you did not come from TJ Maxx. you are not designer shoes at a ridiculously low price you are a cat.
get off of there cat. i am trying to construct my nightstand. you aren’t allowed to lie on it when it’s assembled so what makes you think you can lie on it now? and don’t say you’re helping me with the instructions. you don’t know swedish any better than i do.
get out of there cat. you are not paper. i cannot put you in the copier. that would be one awful paper jam.











